terrabites's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Helmz Deep]

wtf?

umm...

SqEE-Ugh responds:

yeah, so??

[Dis-illusioned Pirate]

This movie is an insult to pirates everywhere

Seriously, ye're a bloody landlubbber. I bet ye've never even been on a pirate ship. Next time, try the following:

1) Voice acting. If you can't afford a $10CDN microphone, use a synthesizer.
2) Animation. Meaning frame-by-frame. That was horrid.
3) Good music. That music not only sounded bad, but didn't loop well.
4) Good jokes. That was one of the unfunniest things I've ever seen.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

...you're trying to tell me something.

[The British Wit]

There should be a law for good scores for this

graaaar grar grar grar grar grar grar

EricSullivan responds:

you're cool!

[one more]

Hey, it made me laugh!

This is what Flash should be. It obviously took a lot of work. It may not look all that pretty, but it made me laugh. Good in a Ocean's Eleven (original b&w) way.

blah-blah-blah-blah responds:

i feel dirty, very very dirty..........

:(

[White Crane Boxing]

Not bad!

I like it. It works really well. Very good sound. But... damn it, I just can't believe that the crane didn't get the shit kicked out of it. Where's the boxing, with the cranes, and the punching...

wh347 responds:

I didn't want to go so far as to show someone actually doing the art of white crane boxing simply because I don't know what the movements look like, and I wouldnt want to get it wrong.

[cutman throw test]

What was the point of that?

Nice graphics, but that's about it.

Poutine-boy responds:

point = it was a snowday+I think whatever I do is totally awesome and everyone has to look at it and go OOOooooooooooooooOOOooooOOOOooooOOO, and so on